i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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