I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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