You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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