so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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