So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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