When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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