he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
