we're chasing vodka with high fives
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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