just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Dick very happy bro
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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