you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
