What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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