Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
We smell like vodka and hangover
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