we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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