Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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