I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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