just tell him i said nine months
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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