They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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