But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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