i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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