New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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