I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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