I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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