Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Farmville is her only friend.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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