I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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