Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Fuck appropriateness.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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