your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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