You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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