the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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