It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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