Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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