Porn is love you can see.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
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i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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