R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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