pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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