I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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