ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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