My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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