problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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