How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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