Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!