Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wish i was in the wii world.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that