Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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