More tranny stories later!
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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