well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
accomplished twins. life is a go
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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