He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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