So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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