arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
