How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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