just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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