Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
50% drunk capacity currently
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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