id be glad to
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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