is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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