Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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