In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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