That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
