I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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