Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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